名人诗歌|Tales from Gizzard's Grill

My feet's a revelation，

And that's my guarantee.

They're the worstest smellin' pair of feet

On man or chimpanzee.

I've roved the wild world over，

I've dueled^{1 with many a man，}

And I've seen 'em all just laid out flat，

Like pullets in a pan.

Well， here's one good old biddy

Can answer to your call！

It was ancient Myrna Poke^{2 leaped up，}

All wizened^{3， weak， and small.}

I'm ready for a showdown，

The little lady cried.

Why passin' skunk^{4 onced smelled my feet，}

Flipped^{5 upside down， and died.}